An apocryphal film about a celebrity couple who suffer at the hands of a deranged jazz musician.

Not sure what the hell was going through my mind when I made this. It was partly an indictment of vacuous celebrity TV, but mostly, I think, an excuse to indulge my love for schlock horror and neurotic comedy writing, from Ionesco to Édika.

I was somehow brave / brazen enough to pitch this to SEKIN / Cyprus MEDIA Desk in 2007, whose response was “the storyboard is fabulous, but there’s no way we’d fund such a bloodbath”.